Monthly Archive: March 2015
Looking for Frozen Jokes for Frozen Fans? Look no further, here are our favourites!
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she’ll LET IT GO.
Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Yoo hoo big summer blow out
Q: How does Olaf make his bed?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: What do you call Olaf in the desert?
A: A puddle!
Q: Where does Queen Elsa keep all her money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What did Elsa put in Olaf’s stocking for Christmas?
A: A lump of cold.
(This next one maybe not so nice for little kids)
Q: Why didn’t Anna & Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: ‘Cause they got lost at C.
Q: What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
A: The kind with lots of frosting / icing.
Q: What is Olaf’s favourite drink?
A: Ice tea!
Q: How does Olaf get around Arendelle?
A: On an “ice”-icle!