Star Wars Jokes Just for Kids!

Star Wars Jokes Just for Kids!

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Get set for some side splitting Star Wars Jokes!
 
The Best Star Wars Jokes in the Galaxy
 
Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
 
Q: What do you call the person who brings dinner to a rancor?
A: The appetizer.
 
Q: How do Ewoks contact each other when they’re apart?
A: Ewokie Talkies
 
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookie
 
Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A: May the force be with ewe.
 
Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A: I yam your father.
 
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because it’s always making new friends.
 
Q: What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Can-not Be
 
Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always short.
 
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
 
Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.
 
Q: What do Whiphids say after they kiss?
A: Ouch!
 
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because they have patients (Jedi need patience).
 
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothes?
A: The Darth Maul
 
Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”
 
Q: Which Star Wars Jedi uses meat for a weapon?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
 
Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
A: Use the fork Luke.
 
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob
 
Q: Why was the bantha milk blue?
A: It missed it’s mommy.
 
Q: Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?
A: Ewoked every batter.
 
Q: What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
A: Baby Jawas.
 
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookie?
A: Mmmmm, chewie
 
Q: What do Gungans store food in?
A: Jar Jars
 
Q: What did Obi-Wan Kenobi do when he needed money?
A: He got a bank clone (bank loan)
 
Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars
 
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrgh-2-D2
 
Q: Which side of a wookie has the most hair?
A: The outside.
 
Q: Where does Jabba eat dinner?
A: Pizza Hutt
 
Q: Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
 
Q: What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe
 
 
Q: What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster?
A: Time to get a new blaster!
 
Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
A: He always has the forks with him.
 
Q: Who is short, green and plays the cello?
A: Yo-Yo Da.
 
Q: What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?
A: A wattomobile.
 
Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.
 
Q: What do sand people use to find their enemies?
A Tuscan radar.
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Q: What do sand people call their librarians?
A: Tuscan readers.
 
Q: What do you call a 3rd grade Gungan?
A: A Yungan.
 
Q: Which Jedi became a rock star?
A: Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
 
Q: What do sand people call their movie reviewers?
A: Tuscan raters.
 
Q: Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
A: He had a green thumb.
 
Q: Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm?
A: At the second-hand store.
 
Q: Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A: So he could MEAT his destiny.
 
Q: What was Jango’s favorite pasta?
A: Fett-ucine
 
Q: Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
A: Maize Windu.
 
Q: Which Jedi was also a pasty chef?
A: Obi-Wan Cannoli.
 
Q: Where do you take a hurt pod racer.
A: The podiatrist.
 
Q: Why didn’t Yoda have body odor?
A: He wore de-yoda-rant.
 
Q: Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
A: He always choked.
 
Q: What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.
 
Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.
 
Q: Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
A: To find the hidden rebel bass.
 
 
Q: What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
A: Han Duet.
 
Q: What does Yoda say when someone says something he already knows?
A: No-Duh!
 
Q: What’s a Jedi’s favorite brand of car?
A: A Toy-Yoda.
 
Q: Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
A: At the Darth Maul.
 
Q: Why did Yoda cross the road?
A: Because the chickens forced him to.
 
Q: How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – they like it on the dark side!
 
Q: How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday?
A: He feels the presence.
 
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?
A: When You Wish Upon A Death Star.
 
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the Dark Side.
 
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